Can’t blame me for trying

Backstory: The Cowboy is attempting to find a way to power our strobe light without paying $1,600 to purchase a battery pack. He texted me to say that he thinks he found a way. I was in a ridiculously good (weird?) and cleaver mood. This was the conversation.

Me: Idea: you get battery, I get baby. They both start with “b”. Sound fair?

Him: WTF

Me: Lol

Him: I get bentley

Me: What’s some other cool shit that starts with “b” that I can have to balance out your bentley? Wait – are you talking about a bentley bag? Like the store? Cuz then that’s totally fair.

He never replied. I’ll take it that he’s conceded and I totally win.

Awesome.